ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
they're like a gay fantastic four
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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