Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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