omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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