Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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