If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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