So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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