someone get that fucking seahorse.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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