please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I think people are normalizing furries
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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