dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
