yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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