I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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