they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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