I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Randomize
