she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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