I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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