She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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