do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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