i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
The feeling are messing with the penis
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
