How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wish you could order shots online.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Floor bacon is actually really good
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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