he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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