So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you would pick up someone in the library
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
