my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I've blown a few things in my day
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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