If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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