Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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