You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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