508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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