People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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