So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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