At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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