Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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