So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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