I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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