They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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