it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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