I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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