so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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