super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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