Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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