His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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