I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
