Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
