You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
