i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
