This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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