At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I need a beard to bite.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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