I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
it glows. i had to have it.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
