His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
