Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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