Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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