Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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